"Every dog should have
a person of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around
the house to spread the dog's blanket for him or bring him his supper
when he comes home dog tired at night." -- Corey Ford
"Without our dogs to
walk, how empty our mornings, our evenings--our lives--would be."
-- Eric Rickstad
"Whoever said you can't buy
happiness forgot little puppies." -- Gene Hill"
No matter how little money
and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich." -- Louis
Sabin
"Of all the things I miss
from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"
-- Dr. Tom Catt
"Every dog must have his
day." -- Jonathan Swift
"If there are no dogs in
Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -- Unknown
"The great pleasure of a
dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will
he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." -- Samuel
Butler
"No man can be condemned
for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the
poorer he gets, the better friend he has." -- Will Rogers
"Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole." -- Roger Caras
"He is your friend, your
partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Unknown
"There is no psychiatrist
in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams
"What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the
dog." -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The dog was created specially
for children. He is the god of frolic." -- Henry Ward Beecher
"My little dog---a heartbeat
at my feet." -- Edith Wharton
"Let sleeping dogs lie."
-- Unknown
"Old dogs, like old shoes,
are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn
around the edges, but they fit well." -- Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old
Friends'
"A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -- Josh Billings
"It's hard to teach an old
dog new tricks." -- Unknown
"The more people I meet the
more I like my dog." -- Unknown
"In dog years I'm dead."
-- Unknown
"When you feel dog tired
at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." -- Unknown
"You do not own a dog, the
dog owns you." -- Unknown
"No one appreciates the very
special genius of your conversation as the dog does." -- Christopher
Morley
"If you pick up a starving
dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man." -- Mark Twain
"Dogs feel very strongly
that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should
arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave
Barry
"I love a dog. He does nothing
for political reasons." -- Will Rogers
"My goal in life is to become
as wonderful as my dog thinks I am."
"Scratch a dog and you'll
find a permanent job." -- Franklin P. Jones
"Outside of a dog, a book
is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to
read." -- Groucho Marx.
"You think dogs will not
be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
"Life is like a dog sled
team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." -- Lewis
Grizzard
"I wonder if other dogs think
poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner
"A dog is not almost-human,
and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe
it as such." -- John Holmes
"One reason a dog is such
a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue."
"In a dog-eat-dog world,
it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog's chance
to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time." -- AKC Gazette
August 1991
"To err is human, to forgive,
canine." -- Unknown
"If you get to thinkin' you're
a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."
-- cowboy wisdom
"If you are a dog and your
owner suggests that you wear a sweater ... suggest that he wear a tail."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers
"The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person." -- Andrew A. Rooney
"Dogs have given us their
absolute all. We are the center of ther universe. We are the focus of
their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps.
It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." -- Roger Caras
"One dog barks at something,
the rest bark at him." -- Chinese Proverb
"To his dog, every man is
Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." -- Aldous Huxley
"If you wish the dog to follow
you, feed him." -- Unknown
"Better not take a dog on
the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming
home his face might burn up." -- * DEEP THOUGHTS * by Jack Handy
"I think we are drawn to
dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better." -- George Bird Evans, "Troubles with Bird Dogs"
"My husband and I are either
going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin
our carpets or ruin our lives. -- Rita Rudner
"You may have a dog that
won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too
stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother." -- Rick
Horowitz, Chicago Tribune
"Children and dogs are as
necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads."
-- Harry S. Truman
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today
I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little
hope for advancement." -- Snoopy
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
-- Woody
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
-- Norm from Cheers
"My dog is worried about
the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00
in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein
"If dogs could talk it would
take a lot of the fun out of owning one." -- Andy Rooney
